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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight?

Ereptile Dysfunction.

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Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

They both have algorhythm.