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Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Ballerina Jokes More Ballerina Jokes

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

Tall Woman Jokes More Tall Woman Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women