Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

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What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

They both have algorhythm.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!