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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Dancer Jokes More Dancer Jokes

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8