Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

Because it was too tired.

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!