Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Ballerina Jokes More Ballerina Jokes

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

Tall Woman Jokes More Tall Woman Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women