Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Dancer Jokes More Dancer Jokes

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.