Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

Best before...

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

5,6,7,8.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.