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Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

Because it was too tired.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...