Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

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Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.