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Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

Because it was too tired.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.