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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.