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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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Why was red sad?

Because he was feeling blue

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up