What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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What does a sick billionaire say?

I feel like a million bucks

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.