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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.