What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A power failure.

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

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What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.