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Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

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Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".