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Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.