Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

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Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

An explosive punchline

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Hotel Jokes More Hotel Jokes

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!