Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

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Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

An explosive punchline

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

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What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.