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Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

He had to much baggage

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

He had to much baggage