Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

He had to much baggage

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

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Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

He had to much baggage

How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped