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Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

He had to much baggage

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Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

He had to much baggage

How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped