How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?

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What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!