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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it......take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.