Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital