What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

One one appreciates good head

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What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.