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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital