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Mental Hospital Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.