How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

Jahbless

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.