How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.