How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!