Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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He wanted to find Pluto!

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.