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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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What meds are you on?

I want some.

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

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How did a blind man meet his wife?

On a blind date!

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If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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What's up dawg?

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I'm not Willie Nelson.

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3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.