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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where were you wanting to go?

Then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Whats the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Shag Jokes More Shag Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.