Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

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Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat?

How much their husbands make

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.