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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

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Whats a Mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Shag Jokes More Shag Jokes

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.