April Sale - 20% Off

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

S Jokes More S Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Shag Jokes More Shag Jokes

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.