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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.