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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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Where'd you get that black eye?

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The husband.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.