What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.