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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ()

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.