What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Stinger Jokes More Stinger Jokes

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey