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What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Stinger Jokes More Stinger Jokes

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey