What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.