Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Who's the fastest runner in the Chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

Who was the most active of the Chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

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Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah