Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.