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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

How did the feminist die?

Alone

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!