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What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With it's sparrowchute!

Symbolize Jokes More Symbolize Jokes

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.