What Bird?

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

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Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)