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What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"