What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"