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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.