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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

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What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.