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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!