What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

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What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

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What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.