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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

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Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."