What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What do you call a black and white bra?

Zebra

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.