What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.