What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.