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What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly?

Because he was cohabiting.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.