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What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.