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What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

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What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.