What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

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What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.