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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.