Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.