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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS