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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

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What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.