Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

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What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.