Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll
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Offshore investment gains a better return.
She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.
Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
Ouch! I Hermione!
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
Fetus deletus
Because you need a soul for that.
Sep-timber
A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
Walking. JK ROLLING
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Blacking out and gaining money.
He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
Go for the juggler.
A lubricantation.
Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
A girl with a sunken chest and no booty
Because they can't even.