Hermione Jokes

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

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Troll Jokes More Troll Jokes

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

Ron Weasley Jokes More Ron Weasley Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!