Hermione Jokes

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

Ron Weasley Jokes More Ron Weasley Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Troll Jokes More Troll Jokes

How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&amp?

M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"