Hermione Jokes

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

Who's there! Bones! Bones who?

Bones upon a time...!

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking... JK Rolling

Ron Jokes More Ron Jokes

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

What's the most political particle?

Rons

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child