Offshore investment gains a better return.
She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.
Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
Ouch! I Hermione!
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
Fetus deletus
You wouldn't want to get repossessed!
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.
I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.
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Reddit already. Downvote.
In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina
Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.
An Alley-Gator
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
A lubricantation.
It's a fish.
It made him wed his plants!