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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.