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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!

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What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.