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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

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What does a memelord put on his sandwich?

L-mayo

What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich?

Ka-Mayomayo

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley