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Diagon Alley Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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What's the most political particle?

Rons

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

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How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.