Diagon Alley Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

What's the most political particle?

Rons

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

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What does a memelord put on his sandwich?

L-mayo

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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How does Harry Potter do web design?

Inspecto Elemento

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?