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Diagon Alley Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

What's the most political particle?

Rons

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Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam