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Diagon Alley Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

Love Card

Love Card

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Who's there! Adelia! Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant?

Cast Fetus Deletus.

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Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb: jelly ratio in the midwest!

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What's the most political particle?

Rons

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you