Diagon Alley Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.