Diagon Alley Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

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What's the most political particle?

Rons

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth