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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich?

A sub routine.

How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?

Wi' jam in

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What's the most political particle?

Rons

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus