The whip
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Whipped cream.
Because slavery is over
Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out
Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance
Because they're already used to being whipped.
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
They whip cream!
Because it's always on a sundae!
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
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The cream
Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.
A waist of time *door closes on way out*
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Irish pride
They advance to the finals against Tunisia.
Miso sorry...
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.
Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.
If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.
Banana split so ice creamed!
Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.
