Whip Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Miracle Whip Jokes More Miracle Whip Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.