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Whip Jokes

What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Whip Cream Jokes More Whip Cream Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Advance Jokes More Advance Jokes

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Ron Weasley Jokes More Ron Weasley Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.