Whip Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

Miracle Whip Jokes More Miracle Whip Jokes

What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

Miracle whip

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite Nirvana song?

All Apologies

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

Slavery Jokes More Slavery Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.