Whip Jokes

What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

What is the difference between a horror fiction writer and a disabled physicist?

Haw

Good Husband Jokes More Good Husband Jokes

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite Nirvana song?

All Apologies

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Advance Jokes More Advance Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Ana Jokes More Ana Jokes

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

Because I got a tattoo that says Ana