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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

Slavery Jokes More Slavery Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.