What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.