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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.