What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.