What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.