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What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me

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What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!