What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

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What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.

Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.