Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?