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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

How was it?

Tasted awful.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.