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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!