Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns?

Common sense.

Where are clowns from?

Chuckleslovakia