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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

What do you call a cancerous growth on a clown?

A.