Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

They taste funny!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

Ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!