Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.