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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!