What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

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Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.