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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?

Precubescent

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.