What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

About 3 inches

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

America Jokes More America Jokes

What will the presidential candidate for the next election choose as his/her campaign motto?

Make America good again.

Who get saved?

The United States of America

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.