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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years