What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.