What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

America Jokes More America Jokes

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.