What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

What do you call a man who marries an old ugly and poor woman?

Desperate!

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

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What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!