How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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What was the precursor to USB?

USA

What country is next to USA?

USB.