How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.