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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Usb Jokes More Usb Jokes

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.