How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

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How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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What do you call a bee from US?

USB

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard