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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Little Johnny Jokes More Little Johnny Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Little Brother Jokes More Little Brother Jokes

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*