Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!