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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl?

Go 'head girl, it's sherbert day

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

Little Johnny Jokes More Little Johnny Jokes

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Little Brother Jokes More Little Brother Jokes

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!