Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'