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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

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When he was nailed on the cross.

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Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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Sundae School

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He waits at the next station

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At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Because they're funny on many levels.

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Go visit his family tree.

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He was suicidal.

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TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

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His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Everywhere.

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!