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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the blonde run with the bike?

It was going too fast for her to get on.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Sarah Jokes More Sarah Jokes

Why did Sarah fall of the swing?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there? A:Not Sarah.

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

Little Sarah Jokes More Little Sarah Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Little Johnny Jokes More Little Johnny Jokes

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.