Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Little Johnny Jokes More Little Johnny Jokes

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.