Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.