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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!