Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

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How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!