What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!