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What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

Cuz they're always flockin' around