What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's big grey and flies straight up?

An elecopter!

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

What do you call a bird that lives underground?

A mynah bird!