What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

What kind of bird always sticks together?

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