What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

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Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits