What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

Removed

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

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Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

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What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)