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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

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What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.