What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

"One who has never been bed-ridden!"