What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

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What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

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Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

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Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)