Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

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Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.