Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

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Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

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Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats?

Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat.