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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What do you call a falling llama?

A llama-fall.

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Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.