Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

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Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

Scuba Diver Jokes More Scuba Diver Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats?

Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat.

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C