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What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework

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Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.