What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework

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How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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A firequaker!