What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?

A jet setter!

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

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What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux