What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What is the rapper's favorite bread?

2 Grainz

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers