What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.