What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux