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Firework Jokes

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.