Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

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Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

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Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.