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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Little Meteor Jokes More Little Meteor Jokes

Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.