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What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!