What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."