What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

Both of them