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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever