What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

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What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.