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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.