What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

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What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco