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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.