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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic