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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

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Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Honeydew Jokes More Honeydew Jokes

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.