What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..