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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..