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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

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Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Honeydew Jokes More Honeydew Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.