What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.