What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

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Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Honeydew Jokes More Honeydew Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..