Sat Jokes

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

Sand Paper Jokes More Sand Paper Jokes

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

Bbq Sauce Jokes More Bbq Sauce Jokes

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.