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What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

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What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the Mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Pew Jokes More Pew Jokes

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Ascend Jokes More Ascend Jokes

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Ruff Jokes More Ruff Jokes

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.