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A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

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