Sat Jokes

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

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What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

Pew Jokes More Pew Jokes

What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.