Sat Jokes

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

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What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

What did the black man get for his son on Christmas?

Your bike.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

Barbecue Sauce Jokes More Barbecue Sauce Jokes

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.