What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

Previous Random Joke Next
Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico