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What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.