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What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!