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What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.