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What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.