Barbecue Jokes

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.